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| SOME JOKES Difference between a Mini and any other car? When you pull into the service station you fill a mini up with oil and check the petrol. Q: Why did the blonde crash into the mini? A: She thought it was a big car far away A Mini and a Rolls were stopped at a crossroads, side by side. The Mini owner signalled the Rolls to let his window down and asked him -- "Do you have a telephone??" The Rolls owner replied "OF COURSE I have a telephone!!" Mini owner: "Do you have a fax machine??" Rolls: "CERTAINLY!" Mini: "Do you have a double bed in your back seat??" Rolls: "Well, no, I do not." The Mini sped off. The Rolls owner (determined not to be outdone by the Mini) raced directly to his local garage and had a fold-away King sized bed installed in his back seat. A couple of weeks later the Rolls was driving along a country road and spotted the same Mini alongside the road. He stopped, got out, and noticed the Mini was rocking back and forth and the windows were all steamed up. Thinking this his last chance to show up the Mini owner, he knocked on the rear quarter window. The Mini owner stuck his head out and said "Can I help you?" The Rolls owner said "I have had a FOLD-AWAY KING SIZE BED installed in my car!!" The Mini Owner replied: You got me out of the shower to tell me that???" What is the most silent car in the world? ?? The mini Why? Because you cover your ears with your knees!! �@
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